AISubs v3.7
Shushutto is complete!
Now, could you show me your katakana?
It's a symbol of Kyoto and Okinawa.
Ah!
I can't feel it.
It's connected.
It's the most common.
It's an egg-shaped animal.
Could you move a little?
Are you okay?
Ah!
Shushut Kanteidan!
Today, we are going to determine how much treasure you will bring to us.
I would like to introduce you to the teachers of Kanteishu.
Thank you for introducing yourself.
My name is Tojiro Hazekomon.
Mr. Tojiro Hazekomon.
My father's idea was to close Hazetakomon again.
Are you a doctor?
No, I'm not. I'm a crow rescuer.
A crow?
I've been rescuing crows for generations.
Can you tell me more about rescuing crows?
Between a tree and a tree, you draw a lot of thin and sharp piano strings.
Like this?
Yes, and you bring the crow to the other side and cut it up.
Like a cube?
Yes, like a cube or a biohazard.
Biohazard strings?
Yes, like that.
Please don't do that.
Thank you, Mr. Tojiro.
Thank you for having me.
Hello, I'm Kottohin.
The day after tomorrow, I'll be two years old.
I'm Kottohinyo.
Nice to meet you.
Oh, you're Mr. Hinyo?
I'm Hinyo. Nice to meet you.
Mr. Hinyo?
With Kottohin, I'll be two years old.
Two years old?
Yes.
What have you been rescuing so far?
The queen of Nagoya.
The queen of Nagoya?
Yes, the queen's gold.
Famous people come and go.
They take the Shinkansen to Nagoya,
and have the queen's gold as a lunch box.
Then they put it in a bag and go back to Tokyo.
But they don't put up with it and just eat it in Shizuoka.
Tomogawrissa and other places are full of mysteries.
Are you talking about Mr. Hinyo?
Yes, yes, yes.
It's the same as the first time.
You can't go back, can you?
First of all, I'd like to know everything about you.
Could you show me that song right away?
Here you are.
Thank you.
Here you are.
It's beautiful.
What is it?
It's Kawaii Shuinji's life and death song.
She says it so clearly.
Don't you refuse it?
It's a good song.
It's Kawaii Shuinji's life and death song.
It's a big song.
If one individual is big, one life and death song is also big.
There are hundreds of thousands of songs like that.
Yes.
How did you get your life and death song?
Did you dig up a concord tweezers and pull out a life and death song?
Yes.
Then it must be a real life and death song.
I don't know.
I see.
I don't think there is a chance to get Kawaii Shuinji's life and death song.
No chance.
How did you get Kawaii Shuinji's life and death song?
How did you get it?
I see.
I didn't ask you to do it.
When you were in the countryside, you saw a dog's tail and released it on your own.
A dog's tail and release it...
Don't say it on your own.
Let's check it out.
Here you are.
Thank you.
This is good.
It's a good life and death song.
Right?
I don't think it's a good job.
It's sticky.
Yes, it is.
Let me try it.
It's three times more sticky than water melon.
Three times?
It's quite sticky.
It's sticky.
Is it still alive?
It's alive.
Is it alive?
It's alive.
It's dead because it's blue.
It's about to die.
Wait a minute, please.
Oh, I accidentally touched it. It's no good. Oh, I want to die now.
Please revive me.
If you revive me...
How is it?
It's impossible, isn't it?
How do you like my chest?
It's pathetic.
It's pathetic, isn't it?
You revived me.
First of all, I would like you to announce your evaluation.
How much do you think it is?
Eighteen yen.
Is that enough?
I think it needs a little more.
It's divided. Eighteen yen.
How much is "divided"?
Yes, I understood.
Let's go.
Open the price.
One, ten, hundred, thousand, ten thousand, one hundred thousand.
One hundred thousand yen left.
Wonderful.
Is it one hundred thousand yen, teachers?
It's a good white thing.
Yes.
It's a good white thing, isn't it?
Yes, it's hard to see its size, hands, and delicate tail.
I think it's sticky, too.
It's sticky, too.
It's three times as sticky as water candy, so it's hard to see.
If you say it's three times as sticky as water candy, it's almost candy.
It's candy, isn't it?
Think about it.
For example, look at the corners of the room.
There is a lot of dust.
Because it's sticky.
It looks like a pine cone.
It's a pine cone.
Because it's cute.
It's hard to see this white thing.
Please take good care of it.
Next question.
Please take the next question.
Congratulations on one hundred thousand yen.
Congratulations.
Again, this woman brought us a treasure.
A treasure.
Can you show me?
Yes.
Please.
What is it?
Here it is.
What is it?
This is a cotton pillow.
Ah, it's mine.
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
It's connected.
Ah, it's stuck!
You're good at touching things.
Even I'm confused.
How did you get it?
You picked it up, didn't you?
Yes.
You picked it up?
So you dropped it?
I dropped it.
I just got it recently.
It wasn't a pipe cut, it was gone.
It was pulled out.
I pulled it out and lost it.
Where did it go?
I happened to pick it up.
It's a bit of a mystery.
You, Manhida...
Sonogeko-san...
What?
You, Manhida Sonogeko-san...
knew that it was your teacher's cotton pillow.
How did you know?
You didn't know.
You knew, didn't you?
I knew.
I knew it was in front of my house.
Let's check it out.
Let's do it.
Let's check it out.
It's nice.
It's strange.
It's still expanding.
Me, too.
Look at this.
It's self-confidence.
It's amazing.
It's...
Oh!
I'm sorry.
Don't touch it.
As you can see...
Yes.
Is it the head?
Or is it the belly?
It's the belly of an 80-year-old...
80-year-old old man.
It's not that deep.
He's an adult man.
No, no.
I'm sorry.
Can I touch this part of your hair?
Yes, you can.
You're a good teacher.
It's deep and strong.
Yes.
Oh!
I know how it feels.
What do you know?
It feels like this part of Carl Lewis.
It did feel like that.
It does, doesn't it?
Is it okay?
That's Joyner.
Joyner.
Carl Lewis is like this.
That's right.
It doesn't matter.
Now, let's have him announce his rating.
Mr. Mahida, what do you think?
30,000.
30,000 yen.
It's a pretty high price, but will it exceed it or go below it?
Let's find out!
Open the price!
It's 100 yen!
Now, you two, why is it 100 yen?
It's cut off.
Ah, it's not attached to the body, so it doesn't make sense.
It doesn't make sense.
It can't be repaired.
Yes.
And, uh, the antique introduced earlier?
Well, it's not antique or anything.
Actually, it's his shadow, so...
It's not antique yet.
Yes, thank you.
Now, it seems like you have a lot of next treasures,
so could you introduce them for us?
Yes.
Here it is.
Oh...
What is this?
Yes, this is a famous quote I was told by Master Miyagawa Daisuke.
Oh...
A real opinion!
A real opinion on a card...
I'd like you to read it.
Can I have you read it for me?
Yes.
First of all, what is the word for "kashi"?
"Ho".
Yes, what is it?
Ah, it's "ha".
If you're "ha-kun", come straight into my mouth!
Ah, I see.
You were told so.
Ah, yes.
You were "ha-kun" even though you were "ho-kun", right?
There's also that "ho-kun" part.
Ah, I see.
I'm sorry for my mistake.
What is the second card like?
Next up is "se".
"Se".
Yes, what is it?
It's like a front part of a park, but it's curved around the back gate.
Ah...
I think so, too.
It's like a front part of a park, but it's curved around the back gate.
So, it's like a front part of a park, but it's curved around the back gate, so it looks like a front part of a park.
You were told so.
Okay, next one, please.
Next up is "re".
"Re".
You got scolded a little, didn't you?
You can't help it if you say that.
Focus on something else.
Don't say anything else and focus on something else.
I'm not in the mood for that right now.
We're very impressed with you.
It's your own work, isn't it?
I'm just listening to what you say.
It's a real experience, isn't it?
It's difficult.
But you look good.
"Representative K," you look good!
You smile a lot.
You're great.
Can I touch you?
Was she really told that?
I may be três tamanho.
Really?
I may be três tamanho.
Maybe you did.
- That's good. - Thank you for confirming it right away.
Now, could you please announce your own estimation and evaluation?
- How much do you think it is? - 300,000 yen.
- Wow!
- If it's 300,000 yen, can you give it up? - Yes.
- That's how valuable it is, isn't it? - I understand.
Then let's go.
Open the surprise!
Surprise!
Ten thousand! Ten thousand! One hundred thousand! One thousand thousand!
One thousand thousand! One thousand thousand!?
Sensei, can you tell me about this?
This is a wonderful work of art.
You can say it's a product, but it's a work of art.
It's a work of art, but it's not just one piece.
It's a set of all of them.
Besides, a card that's wrong about the law is especially rare.
For example, coins with different holes are very expensive.
A card that's wrong about the law is actually worth up to eight million yen.
That's it?
Yes, that's it.
Even if it's eight million yen, it's rare.
You say it like that, but...
There's more?
Yes.
Can you show it to us?
Yes.
Here it is.
Wow!
What is this?
Yes, this is Tsutsumishita's own handle.
Wow!
That's Tsutsumishita-san's handle.
Yes.
The emblem is cool.
It's his own...
The cone part.
Yes.
It has the smell of his early days.
If you press the cone, will it make a sound?
Press it.
Yes.
Can you press it for me?
Press it.
Ga-tsun!
Oh, you bumped into it.
You bumped into it.
Ga-tsun!
Oh, you bumped into it.
I see.
Enchant it for me.
Ga-tsun! Ga-tsun! Ga-tsun! Ga-tsun!
Ga-tsun!
It exploded again.
Now, we'd like you to judge it for us.
Thank you for your cooperation.
This is very difficult.
No, this is rare.
This is rare.
It's hard to find.
There is only one in the world.
This is a shock of an accident.
You're holding it a lot.
I'm holding it.
You're holding it quite tightly.
The emblem is also cool.
Oh, this is a wrapped soccer ball.
Can I have a moment?
Yes, yes, yes.
The shock of that moment comes back.
Yes, of course, of course, of course.
Gutsun, gutsun, gutsun, gutsun, gutsun, gutsun, gutsun, gutsun, gutsun...
It's all overturned.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
The shock of that moment comes back.
Now, we would like you to announce the base evaluation.
How much do you think it is?
90 million dollars.
90 millions dollars.
Well, it's rare.
Well, there is only one in the world.
Yes.
90 millions dollars, is it okay?
Yes.
It's a fairly powerful price.
Let's get started! Open the price!
One yen!
One yen! I'm sorry, but why did you say it was 90 million yen, but why did you say it was one yen?
It's not allowed.
That's right.
And it's said to be bad luck.
I see. Is it cursed?
Yes, yes.
Is it a personal property?
That's right.
You may have it and make people unhappy.
It's completely personal, isn't it?
That's right.
I'm sorry, but it's not determined.
It's almost undetermined.
That's why I said it was one yen.
It's one yen.
Ms. Muno, there is one more thing you should see in the same way as before.
Yes, yes.
Please.
Yes.
Here you are.
Yes.
What is this?
This is Fujimon's own steering wheel.
Oh!
He must have collected a lot of steering wheels.
It's rare, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
Is this the only one like this in the world?
It's the only one like this in the world.
What about the emblem?
Yes, what do you think?
It's a little big.
It's a little, isn't it?
Your expression is a little...
It's an expression you don't usually show.
That's right.
Is it an expression you don't usually show?
It's a little rotten.
It looks a little like that.
It's a bad face.
Yes, it's not good.
Please judge this one as well.
Ah...
I haven't held it for a long time.
That's right.
Compared to earlier.
That's right.
I haven't held it for a long time.
That's right.
In other words, I don't feel much danger.
Oh, I see.
It's a story you didn't notice.
Oh, I see.
That's right.
Can I say something?
The shock at that time comes back.
I didn't feel much shock when I was here.
Guts!
Guts! Guts! Guts!
Guts! Guts! Guts! Guts! Guts! Guts! Guts!
Oh, it's open.
Guts!
Oh, he ran away.
Oh, he ran away and fell in the middle of it.
He ran away...
I apologize for that.
No, no, no.
Look at the steering wheel.
Yes, yes, yes.
I want you to look at the steering wheel.
It goes down like this...
Oh, here.
Oh, I see.
This is the rear...
Huh?
It's a big stone.
Please give it back.
It's a big stone.
Please give it back.
It's a big stone.
Now, please announce your own evaluation.
How much do you think it is?
One hundred million.
One hundred million yen.
Wow, it's one hundred million yen higher than before.
Well, it's rare.
I see.
Now, let's go.
Open the price!
One!
I'm sorry. I thought it might be a coincidence, but why do you feel like this?
Well, the reason is the same. It's bad luck.
It's fate.
Now, let's continue.
Go home, you!
You've been bringing it all the time.
Well, please show us and give us a nice introduction.
Yes.
Here we go.
Oh, is this an egg?
Yes.
Now, please give us an explanation of this.
It's an egg of a shiso butterfly.
A shiso butterfly!
This might be something really rare.
Finally! Isn't it a fossil or something like that?
Is this an actual...
Raw?
It's raw.
Raw?!
Is it a raw egg of a shiso butterfly?
It's raw.
You can eat it, can't you?
You can eat it.
You can eat it and you can make it hatch.
What do you actually do with it?
Do you eat it first or do you make it hatch?
I eat it.
You eat it!
I think you're the most suspicious one.
Now, please give us an evaluation.
If it's an egg of a shiso butterfly, is it real or not?
There are also fake ones.
Yes, there are.
There are the most egg-like fake ones.
What's a fake egg?
I've never heard of it.
Have you ever touched a real one?
You've been teaching for a long time, haven't you?
Yes, about a year and a half ago.
A year and a half? That long?!
That's quite a lot.
It was about 20 years ago.
I was about four years old.
You're old!
You're one year older than me!
I'm 24 years old.
Please show it to me.
I want to touch it.
Can I touch it?
How is it?
It's bigger now.
I'm a little happy.
Please do it carefully.
I want you to feel it in the basement.
There's a fake one, but you can determine it.
It's quite heavy and warm.
I see.
It's alive, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
It's still white.
White?
Let me take it out.
What is it?
Wait a minute. What is it?
What is it?
Something came out.
A core?
There's a core.
Can I take off my glasses?
Of course.
Can you smell it?
If you take off your glasses.
This is white meat, isn't it?
It's quite nutritious, isn't it?
Excuse me for a moment.
Are you all right?
I'm scared!
Are you all right?
I'm scared!
Watch out! Watch out! Watch out!
I'm scared! Watch out! Watch out!
I want to see it.
It's the first time I've seen it in person.
You can't see it, can you?
Everyone, please try it.
It's not easy.
Excuse me for a moment.
Please take off your glasses.
If you raise your nails too much, you'll hurt your arms.
Excuse me for a moment.
Can you help me?
You can't raise your fingers.
I'll break it.
I'm scared! I'm scared!
Are you all right?
Take a deep breath first.
I'm scared!
That's right.
Watch out! Watch out!
It's dangerous!
It's beautiful, isn't it?
I'm scared!
Sir!
Mr. Ishida too!
Are you all right?
Aren't you scared?
It's my first time doing it.
It's a little scary, isn't it?
You can't raise your hands.
Do I start from the back?
I'm scared!
Take a deep breath.
Hook it on your chin.
I'm scared!
Do you want me to say, "Torio, I'm scared"?
One, two...
(roaring)
(screaming)
- Let's go for a test drive. - A test drive?
Good job!
(laughter)
Welcome, welcome
has begun in the test drive of Kazino.
(applause)
- Please give a statement. - Yes, please.
- In 30 seconds, please. - No, no, no.
- Please. - No, no.
- I'm not used to anything. - Let's go.
Hold it. Hold it. Hold it.
Hold it. Hold it.
My brain came out like a real fire.
Like a high school girl.
Like a mole on your boob.
The brain, brain, the brain, the brain.
Wait a minute!
It's hot, isn't it? Seriously!
I just touched something hot!
It's totally different, isn't it?
I won't sell this for a lot of money.
Stop it.
Thank you. It was really fun.
It was fun, wasn't it?
It was really, really fun.
You were anxious at first, weren't you?
Yes.
It was the most anxious episode of all.
Oh, really? I'm glad.
You two were really good.
I'm glad.
I'm good, but...
It was high in calories.
It was high in calories, wasn't it?
Yes.
I'm sorry for doing it in such a funny way.
I'm sorry about that.
But it was good, wasn't it?
It was really good.
Let's do this again in the future.
Yes.
Hasegawa-kun will definitely do it again.
Please do it.
Yes, yes, yes.
Will you do it with a proud expression?
Yes, yes, yes.
But in the end, that gecko-chan...
When it comes out of there, please put it in here.
In the end, that gecko-chan is terrible.
Let's make it into cute letters, actually.
That's right.
Cute letters.
Like "kikirara".
With some soft clouds and such.
Please walk on it.
Walk on it.
With letters without corners.
"Edge Zero".
Please make it into round letters.
I'm relieved.